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Landlord duty

Started by Badger, October 11, 2007, 02:01:18 PM

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Badger

I had to laugh today while i was standing in the printers, my Tenant phoned all flustered and manic * i have this effect on zeee ladies* anyway it turned out she wanted me to go round and gather ladybirds that had decided to infest the house.
I laughed and politly said im sorry im to busy.
Next she will be asking if i can go and clean the cobwebs. Ohhhh the cheek of it all


Badger

propertyfag

What was her reaction when you said you didn't have time?

vwilson

Its weird, ladybirds do seem to do that infestation thing. This place had quite a few tiny brown furry caterpillas when I moved in, then in spring there were an unusually high number of ladybirds in the place so I figured they must've been one and the same. There's still a couple in the bathroom but less this year I hope.

They're not exactly a major problem, mind. They don't bother me, I don't bother them. If they were, you'd have noticed it yourself before you let the place.



V

Badger

She just said ok and put the phone down,


BDGER

propertyfag

haha, she'll probably pee on your carpets now!

Badger

Na she phoned today and wants 300 pounds worth of fireworks for GFNIGHT

Keep um sweet buddy its the only way

Badger

vwilson

WTF?

The more I read about tenants taking the p*** the more I wish I'd done it more myself.

Although, there was that one time ....



V

propertyfag

It's ok, V, you can say "piss" here. We won't judge you :)

Badger

Tenant phoned to say she was sorry for inconveniencing me the other day over the ladybird infestation.
Said she was in a bad mood and felt weak and I was to be the vent for her anger.
I am soooo glad people use me to calm their wrath.
Talk to me like that agian lassie and you will be weak alright, lol


Badgher

propertyfag

That was sweet of her.

You should buy her a stuff ladybird toy, and mail it to her, as a joke...