UK Landlord Forum / Life

A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children, needed to move because his rental agreement
was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home. But the lawyer was having
difficulty finding a new place to live. When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a
home to him because they felt that the children would destroy the place. He couldn't say he
had no children, because he couldn't lie. We all know lawyers cannot and do not lie.

So, he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of their children. He took the remaining
one with him to tour rental homes with the real estate agent. He loved one of the homes and
the price was right -- the agent asked: "How many children do you have. He answered: "Twelve"

The agent asked, "Where are the others? The lawyer, putting on his best courtroom sad look
answered "They're in the cemetery with their mother.

Moral: It's not necessary to lie, one only has to choose the right words, and don't forget  most
politicians are lawyers!

Ha Ha! Like it.

As an ardent anti-vivisectionist I was delighted to hear that lab rats are being replaced by lawyers.Not only are they less intelligent than the rats,but there is absolutely no risk that the lab technicians will become fond of them.

Heavtkarma - haha ....I like that one too